i think i’m okay with the Z if you lay down first
only if you eat it
"I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them."
— Andy Bernard (via catfacemeowmers)
(Source: reelgeekery, via catfacemeowmers)
CNN’s Nancy Grace and Ashleigh Banfield Hold Split-Screen Interview in Same Parking Lot
Check out the “same bus in both shots.”
More: The Atlantic Wire
Oh, CNN.
Tony Gwynn Jr’s reaction to hecklers is perfect.
Well played, indeed.
oh. my. goodness.
"At one time I prided myself on being knowledgeable about good wine. But over the years I just drank so much of it that I didn’t care anymore. Late one afternoon, after I’d finished a round of golf, a guy sent over an expensive glass of port. I was drinking Absolut vodka on the rocks, and as the guy watched, I poured the port right into my Absolut. He came over to me in shock and said, “Man, that was a $15-a-shot port I sent over here.” And I said, “Oh, I’m sorry. We drink these all the time. We call them Aborts."
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Mickey Mantle talking to Sports Illustrated back in 1994.
Mantle, while his crippling alcoholism was tragic, was also very creative with his names for alcoholic beverages.
(via bestrooftalkever)
