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Went to my first Pioneer League game last night - Washington Wild Things against the Lake Erie Crushers. And of course my friend signed us up to sumo wrestle at the end of the 4th inning. I’m in blue. Here are some things for context: As we got ready, two really great staff persons helped us into our suits and waited with us until it was time to take the field. My buddy Chris and I were...

May 11th

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Jon Hamm to star in movie about Pirates' Indian... →

Mad Men star Jon Hamm has become attached to play a sports agent in Million Dollar Arm, the drama based on the true story of how sports agent J.B. Bernstein discovered professional pitchers Rinku Singh and Dinesh Patel through a reality show he staged in India with cricket players. Mayhem Pictures’ Mark Ciardi and Gordon Gray are producing with Joe Roth and Palak Patel of Roth Films. Thomas...

May 10th

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May 10th

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May 8th

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May 4th

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I had to google YOLO.

yesterday, in fact

May 4th

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May 4th

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Apr 26th

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birthday gifts already received

from my parents: playstation vita to play mlb the show from my wife: private tour of roberto clemente museum from my boss: gift card for pirates tickets love being simple

Apr 26th

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reading about jew harps on wikipedia

The common English name “Jew’s harp” may be considered controversial or potentially misleading, and is thus avoided by some speakers. Other speakers believe the avoidance of the term to be offensive and deliberately use the term so as not to cause offense.

Apr 25th

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Apr 23rd

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justin vernon produced kathleen edwards’...

Apr 23rd

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Apr 22nd

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Apr 20th

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cookiegate

“I’m not sure about these cookies. They don’t look like you made them,” Romney said to the woman sitting next to him “No, no. They came from the local 7-eleven, bakery, or whatever.” mitt romney dissing the bakery my delicious wedding cake came from:

Apr 19th

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Apr 19th

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Apr 18th

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Apr 14th

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Apr 13th

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i wonder if the student aide in my office would...

Apr 11th

Apr 10th

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baseball talk at the bank this morning

teller: did you have a good weekend? me: yeah, pretty busy, but hey - it’s baseball season. teller: have you been to any games? me: yeah, i went thursday. teller: did they win?

Apr 9th

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Apr 7th

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Apr 3rd

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Apr 2nd

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Mar 29th

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Mar 29th

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baseball real talk

me: so, in any case, he's an awesome dude.  loves baseball.  that's enough to be my friend.
Bill: haha.  damn.  i love drinking beer in bleachers, that's close... ish
me: it's actually the opposite

Mar 28th

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Mar 28th

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is this all 'draw something' has to offer?

instead of drawing a picture, this person wrote simply ‘dino bird’. i passed. the word was ‘rapture’.

Mar 23rd

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Mar 22nd

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my dad, the hvac king

przy: i feel like my brain grew a size while i was reading your dad's AC opus
me: he's the man
me: also i have a difficult time making conversation with him
przy: Summarize 'Dads' in two statements.

Mar 21st

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Mar 21st

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Mar 20th

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Mar 20th

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graham is getting deployed again

dan: you could come to the beach with us in september
graham: i'll be in afghanistan. 
dan: wait, what? i though you were done
graham: nope. 
dan: not happy about this
graham: that's what the taliban said

Mar 19th

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Mar 14th

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and a big shout out to the bro blasting DMB right...

and it’s new DMB. the worst possible DMB. i can’t even be shamefully nostalgic for it. sometimes i wish my office with the big windows didn’t have any windows at all. i could draw a window on the wall and be happier.

Mar 13th

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Mar 13th

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Pittsburgh Arena Football Team Releases Entire... →

“I’m putting food in my mouth and being read, from a piece of paper by our owner, that the Pittsburgh Power as a whole is now terminated,” said former Power center Beau Elliott. The players that didn’t re-sign had to travel back to Pittsburgh at their own expense. What a joke.

Mar 13th

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Mar 12th

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“If body language is any indication of how the meeting went, then the Cardinals...”

– Thanks for the update, ESPN. NFL players should really work on their poker face. Broad smiles sink ships. The NFL offseason is the worst. Just the worst.

Mar 12th

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