why am i in seminary?

Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs fame. (via hellnope)

I am only half joking with my wife when I tell her I’m thinking about signing up to some Vo-Tech program and getting certified as a plumber. It would certainly be more handy than my current set of job skills.

(via altleftarrow)

I work the sort of desk job that would make me useless in a post-disaster economy.  But I own tools and can build a box, and I’m hedging my bets that there will be a lot of call for boxes after the zombie hordes are wiped out.

(via przy)

i’ll tell you what man, we won’t need boxes - we’ll need stairs.  everybody is going to destroy the stairs to their second story so they can hide out up top completely inaccessible to the hordes.  forget boxes - learn stairs.