Words With Friends, anyone?
feel like playing?
“We’ve become a nation of wusses. The Chinese are kicking our butt in everything. If this was in China do you think the Chinese would have called off the game? People would have been marching down to the stadium, they would have walked and they would have been doing calculus on the way down.” —Pennsylvania Governor Ed Rendell, expressing his displeasure with the NFL’s decision to cancel Sunday’s football game on account of snow.
- DAD: can u bring me my sandwich into my room? Dont tell anyone i asked you this.
- DAD: please, dont tell any one. please dont tell. Please dont say anything.
How can the wife and I get to Key West for a wedding and somehow not spend $1000 in the process?
“Any of the delights of this world are abundantly sweeter when taken temperately than when taken immoderately, as he that at a feast feeds with temperance has much greater pleasure of what he eats and drinks than he that gluts himself and vomits it up again.” —Jonathan Edwards, “Pleasantness of Religion,” reminding you to not eat a whole container of Breyers tonight.