April 2010
164 posts
Rapper Eminem makes Roethlisberger reference in song →
pittsburghpostgazette.com
It’s somebody’s job to report on unreleased Eminem freestyles? good lord
big seminary news!
there will be online registration for next year instead of paper registration!
i think the seminary is just sad they missed out on worrying about losing class registrations during Y2K
Play
PIRATES.
STOP HATING.
WILL THE PIRATES BEAT THE BREWERS?????
and karstens won’t get the win???
i’m dropping out of seminary. there is no justice.
jeff karstens has pitched 6 innings
single handedly saving this franchise
karstens into his fifth inning of work against the brewers
is this real life? how much longer can this really go on?
go bucs.
hey, listen classmates, when we’re 5 minutes over time … DO NOT ASK OTHER QUESTIONS
attention seminary professors 2
it is your job to set the parameters of assignments. when a student asks “how long are you expecting our final papers to be?” you may not reply “i’d like to leave that up to you. no less than 6 pages and no more than 15. I mean, 16 would be okay too. Even 17.”
i consider that lazy.
attention seminary professors
“what do you want to talk about?” is not an acceptable discussion question.
HEY
hey what did y’all get me for my birthday?
desperate times call for desperate measures
from bucsdugout.com, a recommendation to improve the pirates’ defense:
Have the entire defense (except Lastings Milledge, who will shade even closer to center field) stand together with their gloves over their crotches, soccer style, five feet from home plate, from foul line to foul line.
Now that’s innovation!
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never go to college parties, or, always go to college parties
- Me: so how was that party friday
- Sean: first i will tell you about the most fucked up thing that i saw there. so i was about to talk to this girl, and then some dude dressed as wendy from the fast food chain comes rushing into the ktichen and pukes in the sink. and he's followed by a guy dressed as ronald mcdonald. ronald mcdonald proceeds to apologize to everyone and clean up wendy's puke.
- Me: hahaha
- Sean: i woke up the next day and honestly had no idea if i dreamt that or not
“A conversation allegedly took place once between John Wesley and General Oglethorpe. The general was heard to say to Wesley, ‘I never forgive!’ And Wesley said in reply, ‘Then I hope, sir, you never sin.’”
—N. Patrick Murray, “The Cost of Forgiveness”
