there will be online registration for next year instead of paper registration!
i think the seminary is just sad they missed out on worrying about losing class registrations during Y2K
and karstens won’t get the win???
i’m dropping out of seminary. there is no justice.
single handedly saving this franchise
is this real life? how much longer can this really go on?
hey, listen classmates, when we’re 5 minutes over time … DO NOT ASK OTHER QUESTIONS
it is your job to set the parameters of assignments. when a student asks “how long are you expecting our final papers to be?” you may not reply “i’d like to leave that up to you. no less than 6 pages and no more than 15. I mean, 16 would be okay too. Even 17.”
i consider that lazy.
“what do you want to talk about?” is not an acceptable discussion question.
hey what did y’all get me for my birthday?
from bucsdugout.com, a recommendation to improve the pirates’ defense:
Have the entire defense (except Lastings Milledge, who will shade even closer to center field) stand together with their gloves over their crotches, soccer style, five feet from home plate, from foul line to foul line.
Now that’s innovation!
- Me: so how was that party friday
- Sean: first i will tell you about the most fucked up thing that i saw there. so i was about to talk to this girl, and then some dude dressed as wendy from the fast food chain comes rushing into the ktichen and pukes in the sink. and he's followed by a guy dressed as ronald mcdonald. ronald mcdonald proceeds to apologize to everyone and clean up wendy's puke.
- Me: hahaha
- Sean: i woke up the next day and honestly had no idea if i dreamt that or not