June 2010
69 posts
on the subject of the handfish
- Brandon: did you post this because this is the type of thing that makes you believe in god?
- me: i posted it because it makes me afraid to swim in the ocean
The River
Bruce Springsteen
this song, y’all, this song
May 2010
147 posts
back to paper writing
this time, i have to write an imaginary dialogue that might have taken place between st. gregory and a modern day pastoral nominating committee.
Tigers say 'good-bye' to pitcher Dontrelle Willis →
freep.com
$29 million. 2 wins.
FROWN.
sometimes i write a line in a term paper that i think is just the most magnificent thing ever
and then i realize that it will be read by one person and discarded forever.
my white barber asked what i was writing my final paper on yesterday
i said environmental racism
he got real pissy
Pirates place pitcher Morton on DL →
post-gazette.com
YES
Seriously, get better dude. You could be a great pitcher once you figure out what the heck is going on with you.
Play
Source: Strasburg might face Pirates 1st →
sports.espn.go.com
greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.
it can be hard to talk to me sometimes
- wife: i just really want to get all of that laundry done
- me: i know, i'm out of boxers
- wife: haha
- me: for the first time in a long time, today is a briefs day. i can feel my sperm dying.
on the subject of underwater pogo sticks
- me: i don't even understand
- sean: i would think a normal one would still work
- me: i would think your feet and your own buoyancy would still work
