- Brandon: did you post this because this is the type of thing that makes you believe in god?
- me: i posted it because it makes me afraid to swim in the ocean
this time, i have to write an imaginary dialogue that might have taken place between st. gregory and a modern day pastoral nominating committee.
and then i realize that it will be read by one person and discarded forever.
i said environmental racism
he got real pissy
- wife: i just really want to get all of that laundry done
- me: i know, i'm out of boxers
- wife: haha
- me: for the first time in a long time, today is a briefs day. i can feel my sperm dying.
- me: i don't even understand
- sean: i would think a normal one would still work
- me: i would think your feet and your own buoyancy would still work