how many of my internet friends are playing this whimsical gem?
“oh that would have been nice if he pulled it off”
wipe that goofy smile off your face. last pick, son.
2/27 - 3/5
Step 1: Don’t pay for your own DVR.
Step 2: Call your brother, who lives with our parents to use their DVR.
Step 3: If your brother is not at home, call your mom.
Step 4: Have mom wake up dad, because mom does not understand DVR.
Step 5: Wait 3 minutes while dad figures out how to use speakerphone on mom’s cell phone, because real men don’t hold phones to their ears.
Step 6: Listen to dad talk himself through the longest way possible to DVR something.
Step 7: Polite conversation about Steelers.
there’s way too much time in between the funny stuff the waitress says, but those times aren’t long enough to take naps in
“you could write until the internet is full and this amendment would still be unclear”
“this bill doesn’t define its terms, and that’s basically because nobody knows what ‘when the life of the mother is in danger means’. you could write until the internet is full, and it still wouldn’t be clear.”
- moderator: raymond, who has the right to an abortion
- raymond: anyone who can pay for one
- moderator: um, does anyone disagree?
- 8 people at once: AJHDLKDHIHEUFLIULFISHDFLISUEHWHFICATSFHSDHF
who the hell put this focus group together? put 10 pro choice people in a room and guess what they’re gonna say? this is ridiculous boring AND I STILL HAVE ANOTHER HOUR