November 2011
34 posts
happy birthday joe
- me: my man! happy birthday!
- joe: thank you sir
- me: big plans?
- joe: i'm about to watch illegally downloaded episodes of seinfeld in the bathtub
all of a sudden my shoes are too tight?
Unhelpful Salary Guidelines
przy:
Salary: Commensurate with experience
Salary: Commensurate with gullibility
Salary: Commensurate with desperation
Salary: Signs point to yes
anybody know anything about moxi dvr?
no monthly fee seems mighty attractive, but i’m having trouble finding reviews that aren’t already a couple years old. teach me, internet.
van morrison singing 'long december'
monday morning thoughts
i don't even remember the last time i had a full size twix
Struggling baseball player tries to ride Xavier Paul's coattails to Austraila →
deadspin.com
This is an amazing story. Some dude named Breland Brown, a man barely holding minor-league status, pretended to be Xavier Paul’s agent and negotiated himself into a deal to play Australian baseball.
Brown, who most recently got a look and a “no, thanks” from the Diamondbacks minor league system, used email, text messages, and phone calls to carry on lengthy negotiations with the ABL. Pretending to be Paul’s agent, he promised Paul to Brisbane under surprisingly affordable terms, but with one proviso: another American player named Breland Brown would need to be offered a contract as well. That was no big roadblock for league officials, who handle all international contracts. Ben Foster, the ABL’s head of baseball operations, told the Courier-Mail that they never even considered the possibility they could be getting scammed.
The Talented Mr. Ripley 2: Extra Innings. Write this movie, please.
someone e-mails you a party invitation and says the details are in the attachment
and the attachment is a microsoft publisher file
not being able to insert urls when asking questions
i see you have something in your eye, tumblr, let me get it out with these nunchuks
if 5 years ago you'd have told me that i'd watch lionel richie and darius rucker would sing a duet at the country music awards
i’d be like heck no i’d never watch the country music awards
look at me now
hey bro
if you don’t have anything to say besides trying to recite jim gaffigan’s hot pocket routine, don’t say anything at all
“I think it’s a travesty. t’s a National League franchise. I think if they were going to do something like that, Milwaukee’s the choice to go back to the American League; they’re historically an American League franchise…Even when I retire and live here in Houston, I don’t want to go watch American League baseball. I’d like to have a National League team.”
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Lance Berkman on the Astros proposed move to the American League. (via oldtimefamilybaseball)
SEND MILWAUKEE TO THE AL. LANCE BERKMAN FOR PRESIDENT
