- me: my man! happy birthday!
- joe: thank you sir
- me: big plans?
- joe: i'm about to watch illegally downloaded episodes of seinfeld in the bathtub
Salary: Commensurate with experience
Salary: Commensurate with gullibility
Salary: Commensurate with desperation
Salary: Signs point to yes
no monthly fee seems mighty attractive, but i’m having trouble finding reviews that aren’t already a couple years old. teach me, internet.
monday morning thoughts
and the attachment is a microsoft publisher file
i see you have something in your eye, tumblr, let me get it out with these nunchuks
i’d be like heck no i’d never watch the country music awards
look at me now
if you don’t have anything to say besides trying to recite jim gaffigan’s hot pocket routine, don’t say anything at all
SEND MILWAUKEE TO THE AL. LANCE BERKMAN FOR PRESIDENT