March 2012
22 posts
baseball real talk
- me: so, in any case, he's an awesome dude. loves baseball. that's enough to be my friend.
- Bill: haha. damn. i love drinking beer in bleachers, that's close... ish
- me: it's actually the opposite
is this all 'draw something' has to offer?
instead of drawing a picture, this person wrote simply ‘dino bird’.
i passed.
the word was ‘rapture’.
my dad, the hvac king
- przy: i feel like my brain grew a size while i was reading your dad's AC opus
- me: he's the man
- me: also i have a difficult time making conversation with him
- przy: Summarize 'Dads' in two statements.
graham is getting deployed again
- dan: you could come to the beach with us in september
- graham: i'll be in afghanistan.
- dan: wait, what? i though you were done
- graham: nope.
- dan: not happy about this
- graham: that's what the taliban said
and a big shout out to the bro blasting DMB right outside my office window
and it’s new DMB. the worst possible DMB. i can’t even be shamefully nostalgic for it.
sometimes i wish my office with the big windows didn’t have any windows at all. i could draw a window on the wall and be happier.
Pittsburgh Arena Football Team Releases Entire Roster During Pre-Game Meal at Olive Garden →
pittsburghlive.com
“I’m putting food in my mouth and being read, from a piece of paper by our owner, that the Pittsburgh Power as a whole is now terminated,” said former Power center Beau Elliott.
The players that didn’t re-sign had to travel back to Pittsburgh at their own expense. What a joke.
“If body language is any indication of how the meeting went, then the Cardinals should like where they stand with the 11 time pro bowler. Both Manning and Whisenhunt sported broad smiles as they exited the building.”
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Thanks for the update, ESPN. NFL players should really work on their poker face. Broad smiles sink ships.
The NFL offseason is the worst. Just the worst.
Tough break about AJ...
