June 2012
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Anonymous asked: what's the Z thing people are making with their hands for the pirates?
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“i would pay money to watch a scifi movie in which mike trout and vincente...”
– ericnus
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maybe this is getting old
visited a church on sunday, this was how the children’s sermon started:
minister (holding a closed box): now, what do you suppose this is?
child: a parable!
minister: uhhhh … … … yes, but what else?
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i almost never interact with students at the...
but when i do, it’s because they’re being enormous tools
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pretty soon every kid with a parent deployed is going to think their dad is the catcher
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Bill Murray: The ESQ + A
Scott Raab: You know what I had this morning? One of your tangelos. Spectacular. Those are from your place in California?
Bill Murray: Those are mine.
SR: You have them sent?
BM: Yeah. We have avocados, too. We don't actually grow the avocados, but they're next door. We all share out there. [Goes into the kitchen to get a couple of avocados.] Feel those. Those are all ready to go. People don't know: You put a ripe avocado in the refrigerator and they stop where they are.
SR: These are nice.
BM: Carry some with you. Here's a bag. Take a few. You got to have enough to make guacamole.
SR: Can I swipe a couple tangelos? That tangelo was extraordinary. It freshened me right up. It was waiting for me right at the stair post.
BM: Your hand will lead you to fruit.
SR: How do the tangelos grow?
BM: On a tree.
SR: What are they in relationship to oranges and tangerines?
BM: Part tangerine and part orange.
SR: They peel easy.
BM: And it makes the most amazing juice ever — I always thought Florida orange juice was the best. Tangelo juice is better than Florida orange juice.
SR: It's 10:10.
BM: Yeah, we should go. You got enough of those avocados? You sure?
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bestrooftalkever:
bobbyfinger:
Oh.
My.
God.
Edith.
would read more of.
what am i supposed to do with all these unfinished snapples?
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